Faclonic Irrigation 

The act of clearing all the shit Facebook applications out of your profile.

It took me four hours to complete my Faclonic Irrigation, man was there alot of shit in my Facebook!

Faclonic Irrigation by DrLoveNuts August 3, 2009

Fuckonami 

A slang term used to express Konami's greed. Used usually by people who are criticizing Konami's greedy practices.

Fuckonami , they just implemented a new shady business practice into the new Metal Gear game.

Fuckonami by Fat Guy In Iowa May 7, 2018

Fackin' Diddy Donuts 

A sort of food that is ordered by Neg, a famous Australian TV show celebrity who is famous for his Urban Sports on the show "Balls of Steel". This food is ordered when Neg plays "Urban Spriting", where he escapes from stores stealing items with security tags on them, trying to evade from the Security Guards, while to reach the nearest fast-food burger restaurant.

"I'll have 6 whoppahs, 2 double cheesburgers, and some FACKIN' DIDDY DONUTS."

Fackin' Diddy Donuts by DiddyDonutsFTW September 4, 2009

fackoon 

A class in the game Chivalry Medieval Warfare, also known as Man at Arms. Their main job is to run around throwing AOE fire grenades which alot of people refer to as a 'fackoonpot'

Fackoons are so skilled throwing their fackoonpot at me

fackoon by lolbomb December 28, 2015

fuckonese 

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

fuckonese by garan garan February 9, 2007

Facon 

Fake bacon. A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (T.V.P).

"Instead of a B.L.T I had an F.L.T for lunch, meaning Facon, lettuce and tomato."

Facon by Robert Del Fonté January 6, 2008

fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.

Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END

fackin chackin by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009