Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

California Fathead Parrot 

A complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site.

the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.

The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!

California Fathead Parrot by marsha's nightmare June 28, 2009

fatheaddy 

a mix of father and daddy

i love you fatheaddy

fatheaddy by ExpierdMilk March 17, 2022

farhead 

A large area above the eyes that's perfect for collecting food.

"Ya got yams on yer farhead!"

farhead by wynzlo December 10, 2008

facehead 

A word that describes people who are awesome and fantastic in all situations. Its a noun bizzles, and a sweet one at that.

"Dude, did you see Beaky? She is such a facehead!"
"I know, brotha from anotha motha, she is a facehead and its cool. Like really really cool!

facehead by toocoolforschool, and you know it! October 28, 2006

fathead 

Someone who thinks very highly of themselves, usually pertaining to a selfish attitude as well.

Koreans are all fatheads.

*jk I'm half Korean

fathead by Jay Bolen January 9, 2008

fatheads 

Slang for Nike Air Force One.

Timboes and a clean pair of fatheads(Air Force Ones) and I’m good.

fatheads by Layan December 4, 2007