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2.
it means whatever you please
mostly used as a humorous insult
#1: Wow katy. your doubleyou is hecka fach.

#2: Seriously Ashley, you think her xylophone is chair? Youre soooo fach!!!
by woopdewoop January 07, 2008
 
1.
A term used for face; the fancy way of saying face.
Dude, Shut your fach.
by Dave Eddy March 22, 2003
 
3.
A skin disease found mostly on cows and sometimes even on humans, usually forming a gross pussy circle on your meat flesh
Damn, that fach is really acting up
by Nick M April 09, 2003
 
4.
the way midgets and umpa lumpa fuck and mate
mr. and mrs. umpa fached to make little umpa
by garrett thomson March 09, 2012
 
5.
fast acting chick hitting
Acronym for technique of hitting up girls at clubs according to da FACH manual c.2004
see that girl at the bar... fach her!
fach that like you fached the other girl
by Ceaser Leo March 31, 2005
 
6.
A skin disease usually found on cows, but has been found on humans. Usually forming a pussy circle on your meat flesh
Damn, that fach is really acting up
by Nick M April 09, 2003