flexting

Flirting with a friend or significant other using a text message. Seen as a precursor to sexting.

I've been flexting with this chick for weeks. Tonight's the big night. I think we might start sexting.

flexting by wordmaestro September 2, 2011

fauceting 

Fauceting is the act of a female getting into a bath naked, spreading her legs open, and letting the bath water forcefully pour onto her vagina. She'll usually rest her feet on the sides of the tub while the water strongly brushes against her clit. It's also optional to roleplay in your head as she goes along, making the orgasm much more rewarding, pleasing, and seductive. It's highly recommended that she uses warm water, for cold water is much less pleasing. She wants a strong faucet. Soft faucets that don't release water with much force are bound to not give the proper orgasm. The orgasm lasts about 5 seconds, and afterward, is less pleasing if you decide to continue. You'll uncontrollably and lightly shiver, and it won't feel as pleasing. This is by far the best variation of female masturbation. It does not widen the vagina and it is a wonderful experience. The only requirements are no clothes, a bath, and a sexy imagination. ;)

Jessica: "Hey, I'm so sorry about your breakup. Are you doing alright?"
Sarah: "Oh, I discovered fauceting, so I don't need boyfriends anymore."

fauceting by interesting words February 10, 2015

facting 

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".

"Joe that was really good facting!".

facting by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010

Faxting

Sexting using a fax machine.

Fax machines are just for faxting!

Faxting by asdfqwertasdf December 31, 2014

Faceshing 

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.

Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.

Faceshing by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

Facting 

Truth from a certain point of view.

Using only a portion of the information available to support a factual statement, when the remainder of the information would not support the same statement.

The newspaper was known to use facting tactics in its articles.
Many memes are guilty of facting.

Facting by WorthW8 January 23, 2017

fexting 

Fucking while texting. Get it? Good! Now try it. You'll like it. Just don't put it in the wrong hole. If there is such a thing.

My girlfriend and I were fexting last night. I'm not sure who she was fexting tho... it wasn't me... is that a problem?

fexting by Yagotta B. Kiddin February 14, 2013