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Facewasting 

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life
Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!
Facewasting by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

facewitter

the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.
Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...
facewitter by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009

Fakemaster 

To be knowledgeable about reps. A master in horological fakery. A scam hater. A member advocate.
You are a Fakemaster.
Fakemaster by PaulieS August 6, 2008

Facester-Strudel 

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.
Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!
Facester-Strudel by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005

Facesterbator 

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.
" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator
Facesterbator by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009

Facehaters 

A semi-derogatory term for a person who disapproves of and/or dislikes the website known as facebook. Usually uses the term's fagbook, facegay and fagbooker when describing the website and its users.

Facehaters range from highly intelligent individuals whom disapprove of the zombie-like effects of facebook, to stupid lowlife scene kids who are butthurt about all their potential myspace "friends" abandoning myspace.
Person one: Jeff threw a bitch fit when he saw me on facebook yesturday.
Person two: Well you know its cuz he's been hanging out with those other facehaters.
Facehaters by Ooganden January 25, 2009