Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.

Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?

Ohio facewarmer belt by 0la0la April 22, 2023

Facegamer

Noun:

A person who plays one or more of the game applications on Facebook. Usually these people become very annoying with their constant game posts about what they need for their Farm, Fish, Mafia, Pets, etc. Such players also tend to spam inboxes with game invites and so called "free gifts".

Joe: "Man, Kate is really annoying me with all her posts. I can't see the important posts on my wall anymore because of her. She has really become a Facegamer"

Kevin: "After being laid-off for a few months, I really became a Facegamer and it kind of sucked to go back to work"

Facegamer by Dayzee0u812 August 9, 2010

facegamer

A person who plays Facebook games and considers themselves a real gamer.

Tony thinks he knows RPGs because he plays Mafia Wars. What a facegamer!

facegamer by multislacker August 9, 2010

Fuckwarmer

Anyone who warms up your junk.

"Damn, Lisa is a really nice fuckwarmer!"

"Oh Melanie, you are such a great fuckwarmer!"

"When Katie grinds on my dick, she fuckwarms it up well!"

Fuckwarmer by YoCharlieMyMan March 24, 2013

Facepalmery 

The act of putting your palm to your face in a moment of stupidity.

"When my mother asked me to explain to her what "the shocker" was, i engaged in the act of facepalmery"

Facepalmery by SarahSnapShot August 27, 2009

Facewater 

Water on your face!

Facewater

Facewater by Thomassen May 7, 2010

facepalmer 

A statement or action that leads one to perform a facepalm.

Person A: "So, how hot is that new TA in Calc?"
Person B: "Let's just say she's generous with her curves."
Ignorant Bystander: "Yeah, I really shouldn't have done that well on that exam as I actually did. Question 6 nearly killed me."
Person A (to B): "Dear God, was that ever a facepalmer."

facepalmer by Peter the Greater August 23, 2007