public facetox

Walking around in public, swerving, bumping into things and people because you are so involved in facebook on your phone.

Dude, I was buried in my blackberry and accidentally knocked over a three year old. Needless to say, but her dad punched me square in the mouth for "public facetox"!

public facetox by sugeknightwhite November 29, 2011

faceboxious 

adj.

The state of being obnoxious on Facebook

Katie: "I'm so funny... I just lit up Jared's notifications with 7000 likes and 300 comments."
Jenn: "Gosh Katie, you're so faceboxious!"

Phil: "I'm so sick of seeing Nick and Lauren's lovey dovey love posts! They really need to get an inbox!"
Bryan: "I know! It's so faceboxious!"

faceboxious by jmichelangelo3 October 22, 2011

facebox 

n. a thoroughly better way to say facebook, considering the number of socially inept douches obsessed with it

"heeey girl! u need to sign up on facebook - it's like the coolest thing ever!!"

"oh u mean facebox? i hear it has a lot of obsessed douches"

facebox by aperfectquett January 23, 2008

Facetor 

To be fucked beyond all consciousness. To do something random that would contradict or entertain the people. A name derived from your face going numb after taking drugs or getting drunk. Tor coming from the phrase tore up

To explain someone who partied too much:
Adam was facetor last night at the kegger.

Six shots and Adam was facetor.

To explain an awesome event taking place:
Oh man, Hulk Hogan just leg dropped the shit out of that person. That's Facetor.

To apologize for embarrassing or crazy actions:
I'm sorry about your vase Mary, I was facetor.

Facetor by Marc Oxenreider May 30, 2006

Facetax 

The Over charging of goods in foreign countries by about quadruple the original value dependent upon the fact that you look like a tourist and cannot speak the local language.

How much? $5. But the sign says $1. FaceTaxed.

Facetax by FTDHQ March 13, 2009

FaceTold 

when you or someone has been scolded, or put in one's place, on facebook.

I insulted Lani's typing on her post, but then she FaceTold me and I realized she was serious.

FaceTold by Mr. Nef August 27, 2010

Faceboxing 

A method of giving oral sex. Which uses the vigorous method of bogging and waving such as the sport of boxing. Also the face may take a pounding.

After years of practice at giving head. She is one of the best at faceboxing.

Faceboxing by Big cope October 5, 2017