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10. facetious
Unique as the only word in the English language to sound like a variation of it's slang definition. In other words: It sounds like it may actually mean "full of feces" although it does not...but it does mean full of shit.
After telling that joke he said he was being facetious, but we all know he was just looking for a smarter sounding way of saying he was full of shit.
1. facetious
To make an attempt at being funny, while being sarcastic at the same time.
Jacky was being facetious when she said, "Yes, let's all go to Iraq for my birthday party!"
by Nikki P. Sep 6, 2004 add a video
2. facetious
Along with abstemious, facetious is one of two words in the English language containing all five vowels in alphabetical order.
by gork Mar 26, 2003 add a video
3. facetious
a word used exclusively by people who take themselves too seriously, while failing to convince people otherwise
John's attempt at making a joke crashed and burned. In an effort to save face and appear relatable, he announced to the room that he was merely being facetious. But not before first adjusting his monocle and tightening his ascott.
4. Facetious
Giving a sarcastic answer,to show how obvious something is.
My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.

You mean at the cinema?

No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!

That's being facetious.
5. facetious
An asshole's word for "sarcasm".
Stop being so facetious and tell me what you're going to do about the problem!
6. Facetious
to use 'Humour' as an excuse for being a prick
Mr. Smith: So Mr. Jones, I heard your Girlfriend had enough of you

Mr. Jones: Shut up you, you know she died, Don't be facetious

Mr. Smith: For goodness sake, don't be so sensitive
7. facetious
Playfully jocular; humorous.
The comedian made many facetious remarks.
by Aaron Aug 30, 2003 add a video
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