Facesturbate 

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

Facesturbate by Booyah123 June 25, 2010

Facesturbating 

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

Facesturbating by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

Facesturbooking 

A special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a porn video (preferably on websites like youporn, redtube, pornhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.

Friend 1: Dude, you call him I'm lazy

Friend 2: You call him, I'm masturbating

Friend 1: On Facebook?

Friend 2: Hayley Huneck has never looked so good

Friend 1: Facesturbooking again??

Facesturbooking by Uncle Phill July 29, 2011

Faceitude 

n. a property of an object which defines how many faces can fit into it

Most people have a faceitude of 10. However, extremely fat people have a faceitude of 20.

Faceitude by the Earl of Faceitude August 26, 2006

Facesturbaiting

The act of one person(s) masturbating to someones Facebook.

The man is Facesturbaiting to the woman's facebook page.

Facesturbaiting by Your Name Goes Here. August 31, 2015

Faceitude 

NOUN

1. When beauty and attitude collide and seep into facial expression.

NOUN

1. When beauty and attitude collide and seep into facial expression.
'It was by good stead and faceitude that the damsel got the job.'

Faceitude by Scraggulartis June 12, 2016

FaceStupid 

An under the line derogatory term for Facebook. Some hate it because others show off the good things about their life, which is often somewhat illusionary as everyone has problems. Or because the marketplace, depending on your geographic area is a joke. Whether that be people low balling, backing out. A third reason could be because FaceStupid can be considered a waste of time, in addition to it being oober mainstream, which goes at odds with hipsters.

The last time she was active on her FaceStupid was like eighteen hours ago. I wonder why that is.

FaceStupid by JMetal February 2, 2021