facestoning 

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

facestoning by jordiebish November 18, 2009

FaceTune

An app commonly used for editing substandard selfies. More notably, an incredibly effective and obvious way of letting the world know you need to 'tune' your 'face' in a hopeless effort to appear more attractive to the fake followers you purchased on Instagram.

I saved money by using FaceTune instead of Pro-Active!

FaceTune by EVILMON July 9, 2014

FINESTONE 

THE FINEST ONE OF A GROUP BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO BRAG OPENLY.

THERE ARE MANY GUITARS BUT I HAVE THE FINESTONE.

FINESTONE by SYBASEBALL December 30, 2011

Freestones 

Stolen Keysones.

Drunk guy # 1 - Good thing we robbed that liqour store tonight! Got me alot of keystones!

Drunk guy # 2 - You dumbass! these arent keystones! these are Freestones!

Freestones by CrazyKarl1 October 13, 2009

FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

FaceBoner by egrunty October 14, 2011

FaceTuned Turd 

When you can smell someone’s must through their deodorant

Eww that girl next to you smells like a FaceTuned Turd 💩.

FaceTuned Turd by Caiayna March 17, 2019

facebones 

Facebones is the loveable skull that is seen often in the TV show Metalocalypse. The band Dethklok sometimes uses him as a video tour guide for people touring their home at Mordhaus. He has also been known to introduce their performances.

Facebones says, our snipers are armed with 50 caliber sniper rifles and will shoot you on sight if you leave the tour group.

facebones by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008