Face Squatter

A technique used to lure someone out of Facebook hiding. A 'Friend' starts a random conversation (on your Facebook homepage) about why you aren't ever on Facebook anymore. The conversation usually ends up attracting attention from drive by squatters who drop off their own little gems of wit and humor.

Dude, I've been off Facebook and productive for months. I have a Face Squatter that is gaining traction, but there is no way I'm going to respond.

She copped a squat on my face and now others are squatting too!

Face Squatter by Sceuro June 4, 2010

Facesquatt 

(v) to take someone else's (or a brands) Facebook username as your vanity URL thus 'squatting' on their username

(term only applicable if the username is nothing close to your own name/brand)

(n) a person who partakes in the act of facesquatting

Someone else took the vanity URL I wanted, so I decided to Facesquatt on my friend's name.

See Facebook.com/Obiefernandez (Mike Pence's Facebook page)

Facesquatt by CaliErin June 15, 2009

facesquatted 

A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.

I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.

facesquatted by busterboner November 27, 2009