Facetweet 

A facebook status that is not funny, interesting, or a conversation starter, but is meaningless, and rather resembles a tweet. It could concern what one is eating, whether one is in the washroom, or whether one is in bed. These are generally disliked by many who use facebook because most users really don't give a shit. It is also common for people who post facetweets to update their status at higher rates.

Jane: Hey Dave, stop posting facetweets, if you really want to publish the fact that you couldn't have a smoothie for breakfast then just get twitter.

Here is an example of an elongated
Facetweet saga:

7:22 am: i don't have enough berries for my smoothie :(

7:34 am: goin # 2 right now

9:03 am: just got to work, my friend anton said hello

9:12 am: bored of work so im updating my status... beth and sam also said hello to me... ripped up a foam stress ball for fun... gonna take a nap.

9:13 am: still bored... gonna take a nap... goodnight.

Facetweet by Tortazo April 13, 2009

Facespeedbooking 

Someone who pretends to like everything they "like" and mean everything they comment, but they're truly just trying to win the unspoken race of the fastest facebooker.

Yeah, she's a pro at Facespeedbooking.

Facespeedbooking by Prodigy Panda June 18, 2011

fuckskeet 

a term used for a good friend that you wanna make feel like an idiot.

oh youre so funny you goddamn fuckskeet.
whaddup fuckskeet?

fuckskeet by nick gray October 26, 2007

facesexting 

v. the act of facebook chatting with someone in a sexually explicit manner, or in the hopes of arranging a sexual encounter with them

Joe: Jane said she will delete her facebook account if you don't stop facesexting her.

Jim: Do you blame me?

Joe: No, but you should still stop being such a misogynist.

Jim: Ok, sorry.

facesexting by heyvince January 10, 2010

facesexting 

Talking to someone on facebook while across the room from each other. Then looking up at the person to see if they got the message and laughing. Dirty messages are to ensue.

Merebear and Ryanbaby were so facesexting across the room, did you see their faces?

facesexting by Anabella21 January 19, 2010

FaceSexting 

Cyber-sex via Facebook chat

Justine wasted most of her day at work FaceSexting with an ex, rather than QA any bills.

FaceSexting by TrueOkapi February 5, 2013

Facetweetbooking 

When someone inexplicably uses hashtags in Facebook posts.

I think Facetweetbooking happens because we have finally reached information saturation making our brains unable to differentiate between online social networking applications. Personally I believe that with the advent of Google search our society has gotten exponentially stupider and less informed as it has become easier and easier to look things up rather than have to be bothered to “remember stuff.”

Facetweetbooking by ichyban June 21, 2015