Christian who is reading the book of Psalms: "What drugs are on you? Should I call an ambulance for you sir? You don't seem well..."
Atheist: "Raagahj!!!" *pulls the book away from the Christian and is facepsalm by it*
"Holy shit... wasn't it something about innies & outies?"
"Yeah, God says that 'the way it dips is the way you flip,' Matthew 2013..."
"You're an idiot (facepsalm)."