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The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.
or When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating. "Tits man, we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his testes"
"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!" |
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Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting. For a fine example - click on the link:
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Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports. "He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."
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An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body. A faceplant (also face plant) is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that's left is your face.
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When someone makes a ridiculous status update when you've left your computer signed into Facebook. Dude just came on to his brother via status update! FACEPLANT!
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When someone plasters private information about you all over Facebook. Grandma Faceplant's the fact that you're pregnant WAY before you want anyone to know
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1. Being so tired that you are about to pass out from exhaustion. (Insinuates that you will fall asleep instantly upon your head touching the pillow)
2. Tripping and landing on your face. Addicted WoW Player: "I faceplanted after that raid ended at 4am."
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During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively. "Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"
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