A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache
Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off
1. An undefined region of the genitals. A place where on wishes to touch or get to
2. An exclamation of happiness
1. "Ohhh, I want to touch her in the facepants"
2. That's good right in the facepants