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A term used to describe facebook when annoyed with its' social norms, features or chat system. James- Crap my mom just added me as a friend, dammit facepalm.
Ricardo- Oh great it's my birthday now I can wait for facepalm to send me 2397843 notifications of people saying 'happy birthday'. Gregor- NINE! FICKEN DIE FACEPALM CHAT! |
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| 2. | facepalm | ||
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March 3, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"
Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action. Similar to *headdesk* Today I locked my keys in my car. Again. *facepalm*
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| 3. | facepalm | ||
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The only logical answer to a stupid question or statement. Guy 1: dude, how do I get my Siege Tank into Siege-Mode?
Guy 2: *facepalm* |
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What I do whenever I read Urban Dictionary. "Hmmm, I think I'll browse the Urban Dictionary today"
*clicks the "New" button, clicks on random definitions, reads stupid kiddie bullshit* "Oh, for fucks sake" *facepalm* |
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to hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation.
Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes. As I tried to explain a complex math problem to a four year old, I felt a need to facepalm.
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When someone is so stupid that it makes you speechless, and the only thing you can do is shake your head or facepalm. Guy 1: I swear! I'm a demon! Really.
Guy 2: *facepalm* |
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A spontaneous reaction to an amazingly stupid statement, where the face of the listener meets with his palm in a smacking manner Person A: OMG, Jessica Simpson got fat! She's defending womens' rights everywhere and being proud of her body!
Person B: FACEPALM |
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