Those who spend hours on Facebook, and simply are obsessed with others status updates and photos. They have to either like every single status or leave a comment.
On ocassions when they're not on facebook and are with friends, they still talk about other people's facebook statuses.

She's such a faciopath I had to block her.

faciopath by DrunkGuru May 2, 2011

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Ficopath

A person who is too nosy or obsessed with credit scores.

The loan officer won't give me a loan for a used Camry because my credit score is 558 instead of 560. What a ficopath.

Ficopath by Brakefluid May 24, 2019

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Facespat

Calling out your spouse or family on Facebook, usually in your status updates.

Status update: "Kristy is chilling at home, pissed off at her husband Chris."

Guy #1 - "Hmm I wonder why Kristy is pissed at Chris?"

Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."

Facespat by Phluker September 29, 2009

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Facebapathy

noun - when you start typing a reply to a comment or post in Facebook and before even finishing the first/only sentence you realize you really don’t care about whatever meme or cat picture you were responding to so you erase everything you’ve written and move on.

I tried to reply to his post but I was overcome with Facebapathy and just scrolled to the next thing in my news feed.

Facebapathy by ichyban September 11, 2016

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