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fuckopathologist 

A person who specializes in the analysis of fucking disorders.
He was a highly recognized and talented fuckopathologist who was able to quickly nail down the cause of anyone’s sexual dysfunction.

fuckopath 

When you continual fuck over, fuck up, fuck with, all aspects of society for no reason other then to enjoy the discomfort caused by doing so!
You are such a fuckopath piece of shit for telling the boss that the idea to save money was yours and not mine.
fuckopath by Jzeppelin December 16, 2008

faciopath 

Those who spend hours on Facebook, and simply are obsessed with others status updates and photos. They have to either like every single status or leave a comment.
On ocassions when they're not on facebook and are with friends, they still talk about other people's facebook statuses.
She's such a faciopath I had to block her.
faciopath by DrunkGuru May 2, 2011

Ficopath 

A person who is too nosy or obsessed with credit scores.
The loan officer won't give me a loan for a used Camry because my credit score is 558 instead of 560. What a ficopath.
Ficopath by Brakefluid May 24, 2019

Facespat 

Calling out your spouse or family on Facebook, usually in your status updates.
Status update: "Kristy is chilling at home, pissed off at her husband Chris."

Guy #1 - "Hmm I wonder why Kristy is pissed at Chris?"

Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."
Facespat by Phluker September 29, 2009

Facebapathy

noun - when you start typing a reply to a comment or post in Facebook and before even finishing the first/only sentence you realize you really don’t care about whatever meme or cat picture you were responding to so you erase everything you’ve written and move on.
I tried to reply to his post but I was overcome with Facebapathy and just scrolled to the next thing in my news feed.
Facebapathy by ichyban September 11, 2016