facebones 

Facebones is the loveable skull that is seen often in the TV show Metalocalypse. The band Dethklok sometimes uses him as a video tour guide for people touring their home at Mordhaus. He has also been known to introduce their performances.

Facebones says, our snipers are armed with 50 caliber sniper rifles and will shoot you on sight if you leave the tour group.

facebones by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008

Basic Faceness 

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.

He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.

Basic Faceness by ElHambo November 7, 2019

Face Ones

Slang for a fight on Facebook. Comes from the slang "Throw the ones" (Slang for two people to square off and fight). The 'Face Ones' is basically an arguement in which neither side will actually get hurt, it's more or less just people having an online fight.

--------------------Conversation in a Status-----------------------
Luis: That is a lovely vase you have there.
Richard: lol Luis you're such a fag, looking at vases and shit
Luis: What nigga!? I'll fight you!
Richard: Yeah right you little punk ass bitch!
Cody: Oh Jeez they're throwing the FACE ONES again.

Face Ones by CMTOTHEZ August 20, 2011

faceness 

to look like a face

(brought to you by Miss P)

i dont like your faceness

faceness by shippo December 14, 2004

facenesia 

Inability to remember faces.

I met Joe's friend last night, but now I can't remember what he looks like, goddam facenesia

facenesia by riccardo577 January 13, 2015

factonese 

the language of a person who only speaks facts

I only speak factonese

factonese by django'sbaby July 7, 2020