Fagmonster 

A person who's homosexuality has become monsterous.

A person who is both homosexual, and a monster.

My freind Ethan, who has become "emo" in out look in life and dress, is a Fagmonster. He absorbs other people's gay, and sends it out as his own, giving off homosexual vibes for miles from his hill billy house.

Fagmonster by Nightmare January 6, 2005

fuckmonster 

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE

James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.

fuckmonster by Andy WRX August 21, 2008

Facemonger 

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

Facemonger by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

Crack-face Monster 

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."

Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.

Crack-face Monster by psychobunny January 8, 2009

fuckmonster 

A relationship definition somewhere between "friend-with-benefits" and "disease trader."

Ro Bag: "I'm not Katy's boyfriend, I'm just her Fuckmonster!"

fuckmonster by Marcus Chizzle December 28, 2005

Poo Face Monster 

A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).

Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...

Poo Face Monster by Big Daddy Finch April 8, 2011

fuckmonster 

One who frequently engages in carefree sportfucking without regard to commitment, reason, or partners' emotions.

Yulia: William is a dirty, dirty fuckmonster.
William: You know you love it.

fuckmonster by Dino February 10, 2005