Facejacked
Facejacked by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010
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Facehooked
Being totally hooked and infatuated with the social networking site, Facebook. Recognising somebody who is facehooked should be no trouble, their news feed will be full of poinltless status updates, and you will find they talk to people far more than they are talked to.
In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.
In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.
"I went round to Max's last night but we barely spoke, he was glued to his phone the whole time. When i got home I check my facebook I saw all is status updates! He's totally Facehooked!"
- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.
- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.
Facehooked by Scowley July 23, 2009
Related Words
FaceMucked • facebooked • faceblocked • facocked • faceborked • facecooked • facehooked • facemonkey • facebooked it • facebookedness
facecooked
someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.
FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day [will never happen....why me? :"
example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)
Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*
example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)
Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*
facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011
Facemocking
Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.
FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.
Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.
OR
Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?
Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.
OR
Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?
Facemocking by Shinebert August 24, 2010
facecooked
someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.
FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day [will never happen....why me? :"
example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)
Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*
example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)
Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*
facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011
facejacked
When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.
"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."
facejacked by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009