Facecocking 

The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.

An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:

"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."

"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."

Facecocking by Borax500 August 10, 2012

Facemocking 

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.

FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?

Facemocking by Shinebert August 24, 2010

facecock 

During the foreplay stage of a sexual encounter, the male participant(s), without provocation or explanation, repeatedly thrusts his erect penis into the face of another individual.

My roommate couldn't seal the deal, so he facecocked that ho.

We were about to fuck, but he facecocked me.

facecock by Art Cocheese September 30, 2007

facemonkey 

A monkey's face

Look at that facemonkey on that monkey!

facemonkey by Ashabeth October 30, 2008

FaceMucked 

v. The act of leaving ones facebook alone and unattended around drunk, creative young adults with nothing better to do than fuck with each other. The consequences can be devastating. Changed names, relationship statuses and your grandmas photos fro her trip to the bahamas are all free game. One can only untag, apologize, explain to your aunt why you "liked" anal sex and move on. Turn facebook into fun with Facemucked.

Shit i left my facebook open and i got FaceMucked!!!!!

FaceMucked by BGTheFaceMucker March 22, 2011

FaceMucked 

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born

(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!

FaceMucked by LAURIER_GOLDENHAWKS April 6, 2011

Faceocks 

Someone who spends too much time on Facebook.

Jim: Get off of Facebook Bob!
Bob: I'm sorry, I can't help being a faceocks.

Faceocks by Mr. lololface April 3, 2011