Facegamer

Noun:

A person who plays one or more of the game applications on Facebook. Usually these people become very annoying with their constant game posts about what they need for their Farm, Fish, Mafia, Pets, etc. Such players also tend to spam inboxes with game invites and so called "free gifts".

Joe: "Man, Kate is really annoying me with all her posts. I can't see the important posts on my wall anymore because of her. She has really become a Facegamer"

Kevin: "After being laid-off for a few months, I really became a Facegamer and it kind of sucked to go back to work"

Facegamer by Dayzee0u812 August 9, 2010

Face Maker

A Plastic Surgeon

Her Face Maker did a pretty good job on her nose. I hardly recognized her.

Face Maker by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022

FileMaker Pro 

A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.

Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*

FileMaker Pro by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016

Facemate 

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.

I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.

Facemate by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010

Pacemaker 

A medical device that works in conjunction with an individual's forward whatsits to make them go faster, typically used for people who are experiencing a life-threatening loss of momentum (going too slow).

Person 1: "I heard that Hamish got a pacemaker implanted.
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"

Pacemaker by sanic May 26, 2014

facegamer

A person who plays Facebook games and considers themselves a real gamer.

Tony thinks he knows RPGs because he plays Mafia Wars. What a facegamer!

facegamer by multislacker August 9, 2010

pacemaker 

A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart.

The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles.

People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and would otherwise die, but with a pacemaker are able to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them part robot inside.

John had a Pacemaker put in so that he could live an (almost) normal life again.

pacemaker by the juicebox September 19, 2008