Facekook 

Someone who post's on Facebook more than five times a day about meaningless crap nobody cares about.

Facekooks post about what food they ate, babies, what they are doing, where they are, pets, self promotion, what kind of car they drive, who there with, kittens....

Facekook by Mr. Haulie January 24, 2014

facebotch 

a botched attempt at trying to stalk somebody via facebook, usually resulting from profile privacy settings. "Friending" somebody is one way to avoid this.

I saw this girls name on a piece of paper in class. I decided to look her up on facebook, but I was facebotched. Should I hit creeper status and friend her?

I told that chick to facebook me, but she's gonna facebotch. Trick...

facebotch by kidkumma March 5, 2009

facecot

The act of boycotting facebook.

Jim still refuses to put up a facebook profile... the facecot continues.

facecot by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

facebot 

A malicious Facebook app that acts like a human (eg. adding friends, etc)

OR

A Facebook human that acts like a robot. Facebots deal directly with Facebook and not with the people on it. They only know what's going on in your life if they get a Notification about it; they write to their wall instead of talking to you.

Congrats on your new baby, can't believe I had to find out about it on here, thanks facebot! :(

facebot by Dicklechips March 23, 2009

facecotter 

Someone who is facebook boycotting.

e-junkie1 - All of my friends are on facebook, except for John.
e-junkie2 - Yeah, he's such a facecotter.

facecotter by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

Facemoth 

(n) People who immediately add comments or "likes" to a person's latest Facebook post, not unlike moths to a light in the night. Usually in response to something very interesting.

"Man, everybody was busy on Facebook today. I had like, 10 Facemoths to my latest on the basketball game".

Facemoth by RBraleigh December 29, 2009

FaceNoters 

A group of people who don't feel like contributing to their own lives and sit at their computers on Facebook all day. Even when they do have something important to do in societies eyes.

The name comes from the application on Facebook called, "Notes" which is provided free with any registration. Instead of putting the application to good use, like writing stories or taking notes, the application is constantly abused and misused by this group of people who use the application for stupid quiz's or surveys.

These quiz's and surveys often explore very personal issues and topics of a persons life. The annoying thing about these quiz's and surveys is that most often, people don't take them that seriously either and try to make "That's what she said" jokes or original jokes off the surveys questions or just don't answer the question.

The largest annoyance however, is the effort this group of people dedicates to wasting time. It's ironic. These people spend up to 20mins making these quiz's and surveys and then spend at the most, 1 min and a half answering them, with half ass answers and lame jokes.

Truly astounding.

Tim: I was Tagged 6 times on Facebook, by 6 different people who all did the SAME STUPID FUCKING QUIZ!!!!

Jess: At least you got different answers for the same questions. Isn't it fun to read everyone's different and personally revealing answers?

Tim: It WOULD be fun if they Answered the FUCKING QUESTIONS!!! These "FaceNoters" need to get a life!!!

FaceNoters by RuberDuckyMAN69 January 18, 2009