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1. facejob
An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face.
brad and angelina are getting married?
angelina pregnant with brad's children?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!
2. facejob
When your penis is being worshiped by someone stimulating it using their face. Face rubbing of the penis.
My wife loves to give me a dry facejob so my cock head slides softly over her nose and lips.
3. facejob
An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face
brad and angelina are getting married?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!
4. Facejob
The act of making an unnecessarily and overtly flattering comment on someone's Facebook status
Person 1: Did you see ____'s Facebook status?
Person 2: Yeah, did you see the comment that _____ made on it? Totally gave them a Facejob!
5. facejob
when one receives a blowjob while checking/ updating ones facebook

similar to a blumpkin
dude my girlfreind just gave me the best facejob and i blew a load all over the key board
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