I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

I am way past facing reality! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Leather Facing 

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.

My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.

Leather Facing by TWC.TV March 21, 2017

facing 

Smoking a whole blunt by yourself

Yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see Pineapple Express

facing by JJ Sneddick October 10, 2008

Booker-Facing

When you act surprised when somebody tells you something you already learned via facebook stalking.

Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer.

Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?

Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss

Booker-Facing by Friendddd September 11, 2011

facting 

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".

"Joe that was really good facting!".

facting by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010

Naked Facing 

When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.

Man my friend and i took "naked facing" to the next level last night...you seen my dog?

Naked Facing by LoydNIggerson November 21, 2011

Hobo Facing 

To fuck someone in the face in order to give them your STD on purpose.

Guy 1: That bitch cheated on me and gave me herpes!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!

Hobo Facing by Rammz July 29, 2012