Facefight

1. The passive-aggressive act of making threatening faces to someone when in public, or while in the company of others, as to not make a scene.

2. To mouth curse words in a threatening manner to someone in public, so others don't hear you.

"I got in a major facefight with boyfriend at the restaurant, and gave him looks like I wanted to punch his face in."

"She called me out in front of our friends, and then we got in a facefight; I mouthed every name in the book to her!"

Facefight by JB-money July 9, 2012

Facefishing 

An open-ended, brief Facebook status post, often 1-2 words -- such as "hmmm" or "is" -- that is merely bait, intended to solicit quick bites or responses from your audience pool.

FaceFishing post: Hmmmmm...

Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.

Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."

Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...

Facefishing by Thor Kaizen July 28, 2009

Facedistracted

When a person is trying to do something important like write a paper or study but looses their focus and gets on facebook to procrastinate

I started to do homework but got facedistracted.

Facedistracted by poptartjesus December 8, 2009

Facedirty 

Someone/something has just made a fool of you. You have been rejected and/or insulted.

It is the ghetto term for "egg on my/your face"

Jessica: Hey look Amber there comes your ex Bobby!
*Bobby looks at Amber and walks away*
Jessica: Damm facedirty
Amber: :'(

Facedirty by Babbymoma August 7, 2010

Faceist 

A person who judges or discriminates another because of their facial features.

Fear or suspicion of a person because of their facial characteristics.

Persona A: "I didn't give him the job because he had evil looking eyes."

Person B: "Really, isn't that a bit faceist?

Faceist by Mr Musing January 23, 2011

Faceburst 

When somebody logs on facebook and writes, posts or uploads everything he/she possibly could think of at the time, usually covering all of his friends' news feeds.

Jeff: Man, I wish Tony would stop facebursting everyday. My whole news feed has been about him and his fucking dog pics!

Fred: I know right? What a faggot!

Faceburst by ShotgunDiplomacy August 14, 2010

faceflirt

The act of flirting through facebook posts.

Jim: Did you see what Stephan said in your facebook post?

Rolland: Yes, he said I have hot peppers, he was so faceflirting!!

faceflirt by starblzer February 10, 2010