Facefight

1. The passive-aggressive act of making threatening faces to someone when in public, or while in the company of others, as to not make a scene.

2. To mouth curse words in a threatening manner to someone in public, so others don't hear you.

"I got in a major facefight with boyfriend at the restaurant, and gave him looks like I wanted to punch his face in."

"She called me out in front of our friends, and then we got in a facefight; I mouthed every name in the book to her!"

Facefight by JB-money July 9, 2012

Facefishing 

An open-ended, brief Facebook status post, often 1-2 words -- such as "hmmm" or "is" -- that is merely bait, intended to solicit quick bites or responses from your audience pool.

FaceFishing post: Hmmmmm...

Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.

Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."

Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...

Facefishing by Thor Kaizen July 28, 2009

Facevine 

The formal or informal flow of information, gossip, and/or rumors through the all-knowing Facebook newsfeed.

"Hey, I heard you're single now, what happened?"
"How'd you know, we broke up last night!"
"I heard it through the facevine."

Facevine by Ross Thelen October 2, 2006

Facekini 

Invented by Zhang Shifan in 2012, the facekini is essentially what you think it is: a bikini for your face. It’s a mask designed for swimmers and beachgoers which covers the head and reveals only the eyes, nose, and mouth. It quickly turned into a fashion trend despite its original use for protecting one’s face from the sun and irritants (because why not).

It’s summer, time to get my face in shape for my new facekini.

Facekini by Sickomonster June 23, 2023

Facevine 

1. The inadvertent information superhighway that is the Facebook News Feed.

2. The source from which information is gathered over common internet sites; not related to Facestalking.

Derived from the Marvin Gaye song, "I Heard It Through the Grapevine."

Ben: So you're bailing on us this weekend, huh?

Carl: Who told you that?

Ben: I heard it through the Facevine.

Facevine by The Witticism Factory December 21, 2008

facefist

When facepalm isn't enough, its close relative facefist is one step up. It's used when a feeling of frustration agitation or the witnessing of an act of stupidity is so overwhelming that you feel the need to punch yourself in the face.

Teacher: Now class, can anyone tell me what the first 6 prime numbers are?

Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?

Teacher: That's all correct except 2.

Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?

Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?

Student: ....Yes?

Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!

Student: But why?

Teacher: 2 days detention!!

Student: Ma'am I----

Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!

Student: *FACEFIST

facefist by righter than u September 1, 2009

Facegina

(1) Defined as the wrinkle between the chin and neck to where it looks like a horizontal vagina.
(2) In dogs, a facegina usually occurs with pugs and bulldogs, their face is so wrinkled they may have multiple faceginas.

Eww, look at that fat womans facegina!

Wow, your dog has multiple faceginas.

Facegina by Peacesack May 24, 2006