facedick 

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

Facedistracted

When a person is trying to do something important like write a paper or study but looses their focus and gets on facebook to procrastinate

I started to do homework but got facedistracted.

Facedistracted by poptartjesus December 8, 2009

Facedirty 

Someone/something has just made a fool of you. You have been rejected and/or insulted.

It is the ghetto term for "egg on my/your face"

Jessica: Hey look Amber there comes your ex Bobby!
*Bobby looks at Amber and walks away*
Jessica: Damm facedirty
Amber: :'(

Facedirty by Babbymoma August 7, 2010

facelips

A variant of the more common "lips": the two fleshy parts or folds forming the margins of the mouth and functioning in speech. This specific label is used to avoid confusion with other types of lips, mainly, vaginal lips (labium).

1) Man, my facelips are so chapped right now.
2) That song was great; the singer really knows how to use her facelips.
3) Come over here and give me a kiss on the facelips.

facelips by sittingquietly July 19, 2010

Facedick 

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

Facedick by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

facedick 

When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.

Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.

facedick by JO from RI September 12, 2012

FaceDitch 

When you and a friend are on Facebook, having an intense conversation, whether it be wall-to-wall, or inbox, and all of a sudden that person logs off without informing you, meanwhile you wait around for a notification telling you of their latest post.

Person 1: Whoa, you totally FaceDitched me earlier when I was telling you about that slut in our grade!
Person 2: O-M-G, SORRY, I had to go and didn't have a spare 2 seconds to post you telling you I was leaving.

FaceDitch by HeathyBoy5678 February 6, 2009