facedick 

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

Facefight

1. The passive-aggressive act of making threatening faces to someone when in public, or while in the company of others, as to not make a scene.

2. To mouth curse words in a threatening manner to someone in public, so others don't hear you.

"I got in a major facefight with boyfriend at the restaurant, and gave him looks like I wanted to punch his face in."

"She called me out in front of our friends, and then we got in a facefight; I mouthed every name in the book to her!"

Facefight by JB-money July 9, 2012

Facedistracted

When a person is trying to do something important like write a paper or study but looses their focus and gets on facebook to procrastinate

I started to do homework but got facedistracted.

Facedistracted by poptartjesus December 8, 2009

Facedirty 

Someone/something has just made a fool of you. You have been rejected and/or insulted.

It is the ghetto term for "egg on my/your face"

Jessica: Hey look Amber there comes your ex Bobby!
*Bobby looks at Amber and walks away*
Jessica: Damm facedirty
Amber: :'(

Facedirty by Babbymoma August 7, 2010

Facetigate

To investigate a person's profile on the social network, Facebook.com

Jane was planning to Facetigate her boyfriend John's postings on his Facebook profile.

Jane is Facetigating John's postings on his Facebook profile.

Facetigate by RobertBellaHernandez April 22, 2010

Facedick 

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

Facedick by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

Facewig 

A prosthetic beard. Particularly useful for those who can not grow their own beard. A wig for the face. Known by those who are highly interested in the incognito lifestyle.

"Hey Charlie, have you seen Frank around?"
"Haven't seen him in years...rumor has it, he's in the Witness Protection Program....and they gave him a facewig."
"Boy, we'll never find him now!"

Facewig by Smoothface September 25, 2008