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Face date 

Going to meet a female strictly To mouth pump a her regardless of what she looks like.
Wanna go to the bulls game with me?
Nope sorry i have a face date.
Face date by vdux1 April 14, 2009
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Facedating 

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.
So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.
Facedating by Nectar man September 3, 2009

Face-date 

Verb. The act of adding, browsing and creeping/lurking ones profile. Used as a virtual, informal way of dating before actually putting in the effort to meet the potential "date" in reality. Occurs on many online networking sites, most notably Facebook.
Jim: "Did you see Maria's profile? This girl has some class. She's one of hem euro chicks to. Damn, I think I might message her and actually tr and meet her bro"

Da'Quan: " Do it up man. But why bother - didn't you see that pic of her on that coffee table after her keg stand?"

Jim: " True. Well said. Onto the next one...*damn Face-dates, maybe i shouldn't have spent hours creeping her profile before hand...* "
Face-date by uk3s February 20, 2010

facebate 

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends
There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.
facebate by Alex Costa November 15, 2007

Facehate 

To use Facebook as a platform to hate or complain on someone or something. Normally about a person, job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because the hate needs to be let out.
Facehate sample:

Rich hopes everything bad that can happen to a person, happens to Cody and him only.
Facehate by Cheeva August 6, 2009

Facehaters 

A semi-derogatory term for a person who disapproves of and/or dislikes the website known as facebook. Usually uses the term's fagbook, facegay and fagbooker when describing the website and its users.

Facehaters range from highly intelligent individuals whom disapprove of the zombie-like effects of facebook, to stupid lowlife scene kids who are butthurt about all their potential myspace "friends" abandoning myspace.
Person one: Jeff threw a bitch fit when he saw me on facebook yesturday.
Person two: Well you know its cuz he's been hanging out with those other facehaters.
Facehaters by Ooganden January 25, 2009