faced

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Can be used in place of shitfaced

Man, when we walked into that chic's house last night I was totally faced

by Hotknives September 11, 2003

faced

tripping balls on ecstasy

Johnny was so faced last night at Lollapallooza, he did so much molly

by stupidfac3d August 22, 2012

faced

To be owned, insulted, served.

AS SHOWN IN THE MOVIE 'CABIN FEVER':
"Yeah, he's a professor. OF BEING A DOG! Ooh, faced! ...scratch-moded."

by maryjane straight thuggin' June 29, 2005

faced

desribing oneself as having intense visual hallucinations, often during the peak of a lsd or mushroom trip. (letting loose completely to the direction the voyage is taking you)

paul: "hey man, how's your night goin?"
derek: "ohhh dude, i am totally f'n faced right now!"
paul: "yea? intense?"
derek: "yeah bro, the walls are breathing!"

by spades n heartz November 16, 2007

faced

To get drunk/messed up.

They have a keg in the back, everyone's getting totally faced.

by benrawk December 10, 2006

faced

Short for shit-faced, meaning drunk.

Man, he was so faced last night he mnooned the cops!

by voidmstr January 20, 2005

faced

1) Totally wasted and/or thrashed by alcohol. 2) Mentally and/or physically thrashed from no sleep or exorbitant activity.

"Damn, niggah, I'm so faced I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground."

by Invisible September 29, 2002