Firecrotched 

What happens when yo dumb ass plays with matches when being naked.

"Hey, did you hear what happened to Mike on July 4th?"

"Yeah, he stripped off all his clothes and lit fireworks in his backyard. The dude was firecrotched!"

Firecrotched by RAV4 September 30, 2009

facebotch 

a botched attempt at trying to stalk somebody via facebook, usually resulting from profile privacy settings. "Friending" somebody is one way to avoid this.

I saw this girls name on a piece of paper in class. I decided to look her up on facebook, but I was facebotched. Should I hit creeper status and friend her?

I told that chick to facebook me, but she's gonna facebotch. Trick...

facebotch by kidkumma March 5, 2009

firecrotch

A person with fire red pubic hair

i have orang pubes...

firecrotch by nick October 25, 2003

firecrotch

An insult meaning that one has unattractive red pubic hair and red freckles in the underpants area.

"Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch," bleated a drunk, sweaty oil billionaire and his tee-heeing companion, a girl of lax morals and little brain.

firecrotch by Mia-mia July 30, 2008

firecrotch

a derogotory term used against red-headed people, coined by Brandon Davis so that teenage ginger girls can feel disgusting about themselves. thanks a bunch u fucking jackass.

"Firecrotch!" screamed a girl to her friend.
"Does that mean you want to talk about your pubes too?!?" screamed the redheaded girl.

firecrotch by stellarstella August 3, 2008

facebrother 

The all knowing. It watches your every move, your every wall post, your every bumper sticker request. The ads match your exact interests and seem to guess what you are thinking...Facebrother is watching......

Billy: Whoa, I was just talking about the Used concert next week with Fred and now there's an ad for the used.

Sarah: Facebrother is watching you.

facebrother by indieallie September 6, 2009

firecrotch

a red headed person with red freckles and red pubic hair

paige brehm is a firecrotch

firecrotch by hoe fosho December 6, 2006