Fecescious 

A feeling of nausea, typically accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence; often leading to gross and ill-timed defecations.

Friend: "Hey man, you don't look so good."

Me: "Yeah, I'm feeling a bit fecescious. It was probably the Taco Bell."

Friend: "I feel that. Just make sure you don't diarrhea all over the place."

Fecescious by I Fly Dairy Air April 17, 2012

facecroissant 

An action expressing confusion or disappointment. The same as facepalm, but involves the person taking a croissant and shoving it in their face.

OMG. *facecroissant*

facecroissant by suburbboy July 12, 2010

facetious

Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.

Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.

facetious by Who ate all the cheese May 16, 2018

factsious 

Factsious a word from the Chinese Dicktionary used as a better way of saying facts or fact it’s more proper doper and just all around sick.

Guy 1:Yo that girls booty is so good lookin
Guy 2:FACTSIOUSSSSS!!

factsious by nowaaloco November 13, 2020

facetious

To make an attempt at being funny, while being sarcastic at the same time.

Jacky was being facetious when she said, "Yes, let's all go to Iraq for my birthday party!"

facetious by Nikki P. September 6, 2004

fecetious 

full of sh!t in an obvious way.

you are being fecetious.

it is funny and unbelievable but in a way that the person speaking "fecetiously" might want people to believe his story

fecetious by David L. Martin November 2, 2007

facetious

Along with abstemious, facetious is one of two words in the English language containing all five vowels in alphabetical order.

facetious by gork March 26, 2003