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2. faceburn
(noun) - A medical condition caused by making out with a guy who has a lot of stubble. Characterized by redness, itchiness, flaky skin, and/or a general feeling of burning on the facial area, especially near the mouth.
"Fuuuck! The guy I hooked up with last night hadn't shaved in three days, and now I have faceburn!"
1. Faceburn
Plugging in an offensive or obnoxious status update on a Facebook account that has been left open. Sort of teaches people to log off their account when using a public computer.
Don Pedro: Loves guys in tight jeans
or
Martin Barrera: is taking the day off from school to divorce his wife
or
user name: insert random offensive status

...this would be a faceburn
3. faceburn
The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.
Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".
4. faceburn
Any form of rejection on the website facebook.com, applicable to any circumstance. Faceburning is hazardous to human health.
She rejected your friend request! FACEBURN!
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