facebook funny 

adj. describes someone who is not quick-witted enough to come up with funny comments in real time in response to what people have to say, but is very capable of coming up with funny things to say to people online.

People who are facebook funny must be given the spatial separation necessary to diminish the effect of a temporally delayed comeback ruining the comic relevancy of their jokes.

Todd is a real drag to be around when you talk to him face-to-face, but if you post something on his wall you can expect him to come up with something pretty facebook funny within 24 hours or so.

facebook funny by cincyhobofan2 July 30, 2011

facebook funeral 

When many people write on the wall of a recently deceased person. Their posts usually consist of fond memories them and said person shared, their last moments with said person, describing how great said person was and what a shame it is for them to have passed on and for those who have little to say, well, they show their remorse with a <3 Its basically like a funeral service, internet style.

EXAPLE OF FACEBOOK FUNERAL POSTS

Mia : "Hal, i miss you so much. It's so unfair that this happened to you. I hope to see you again someday..."

Gill: "You were a good guy, I'll miss you buddy"

Chastity: "<3"

facebook funeral by aswizzle November 8, 2010

Facebook Funny 

When someone appears to have comedic talent, via their Facebook Status Updates.
These people usually get many likes.
This term applies if you don't really know if the person is funny in person, or just on facebook.

"Do you know who Jacob R. Clark is?"

"Well.. I've never hung out with him, but I have him as added him on FB. All I know is that he's Facebook Funny."

Facebook Funny by GertrudeT333 December 4, 2011

Facebook funny 

Something that isn't really funny in the real world but it becomes funny in the context of facebook. The only reason it is considered funny is because it is on facebook. In the real world said something is probably lame.

Person 1: Didn't you think that was funny?!?!

Person 2: Funny? No. Facebook funny? sure

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Facebook funny by WARonSOCIALnetworkingSITES October 20, 2009

facebook funeral 

When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.

Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral

facebook funeral by LilAl October 11, 2010

Facebook funeral 

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.

He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.

Facebook funeral by GotLix August 30, 2012

Facebook funeral 

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

Facebook funeral by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017