a website that used to be great in 2009 & 2010 until it got all wild with the "fancyness" & now it looks all ugly & its stalkerish ._. but i'm still addicted to it lol awk
ps it's also suppppa slooooooow. -___-
christina : yooooo zac man wz up??!??!!111?////!?? hw u doinnnn?!?!?!?!!111///??!!!!1111//one!!!!??
zac : fucking facebook noob hop off my wall *deletes her*
me : i h8 it wen ppl typ lyk diz on facebook ....
by manda hi ! November 09, 2011
Social application used for transmitting random pictures and information to people who are already involved in your daily activities and in photos with you, stalkers, and people who either live too far away or have no interest in communicating with you in real life. Other uses include looking up girls from high school and seeing if they're still hot enough to masturbate to, seeing if anyone prettier than you is commenting on your boyfriends page and posting pictures of offspring and grandchildren while secretly thinking that everyone's family but your is ugly.
See also photostalking
Her: So what made you look me up?

Him: I wanted to have sex with every girl I met in school and of the ones who accepted my friends request, you were the only one on messenger.

Her: So what have you been up to?

Him: Just touching myself while I look at your profile pics. Your newest one is hot!

Her: I didn't post any pictures this weekend since I don't have an iPhone and can only check my email when I'm supposed to be doing other things at work.

Him: You appear to be involved in a sexual act while drunk in public with another female. Even though I haven't seen you in years I would like to have intercourse with you and this stranger at the same time.

Her: I was too drunk to remember the photo being taken so everyone I declined their event requests will know I am a lush and a liar. Also, my present and future employers, significant others, and family will see the photo and that will be awkward and embarrassing for everyone!

Him: I'm going to like this photo and comment on your wall so it will appear higher on the news feed for users that select the most popular option over the most recent one. That way more people will see it before you figure out how to un-tag yourself since the layout of facebook has changed so many times.

Her: Facebook is so much fun! It makes me so much less productive and interesting! I can't keep a job, relationship or be on time but my crops never wither and I have lots of people I don't know who depend on me to send then gifts in social games!
by GRLPWRRLS August 22, 2011
To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *facepalm*ing.
Person: I forgot lost my wallet again.
Other person: *facebook*
by Doorwithin June 22, 2011
An addicting site directed for teens to waste their lives.
- Every few minutes you have to check facebook just in case you got a notification
- You have no life and are hooked on an alternate reality.
by 101pinky May 24, 2011
- A place were most teens spend their day after school, not focusing on anything like homework. The teens stay up til 1:00AM on a school night to be bored on facebook. Facebook is an addiction.
Mom: Me and your father think you have a problem.

Me: (Oh no, did they find out about my drinking??)
Mom: We are taking away your computer. NO more facebook!
by get.some March 14, 2011
n: that website that EVERYONE is on to see what's going on with people
v: to send somebody something over Facebook
n: I need to go on Facebook tonight!
v: Don't worry, I'll Facebook it to you later.
by jpfanatic2009 March 02, 2010
(verb): internet stalking. A way of stalking people (your ex boyfriend, his new girlfriend, and any other potential hook ups he may have). Also said when meeting new people as a way of communicating in the future because getting a phone number is too time consuming and you just want to stalk them briefly. Used when a phone call will never be made.
"I'm gonna facebook the shit outta you"
"Did you get that guy's number?" "No I just facebooked him"
"Hey! Facebook me!"
by workluvswork February 07, 2010
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