A newer type of website that reveals your last name to people and lets them know your state, city, and even school. It also includes crappy apps slow messaging system, owners who try to make it more like Myspace only it is MUCH MORE watered down basically a website that will always be Myspaces bitch and nothing more!
"Hey Ted wanna stalk that one hot chick in our History Class?"
"Sure Gage I just got a Facebook today!!!"
by Kyogre Steel December 10, 2009
Facebook has one of the most ironic definitions because...

1.) A website DESIGNED FOR COLLEGE students to interact with one another and easily communicate on a friendly website.
2.) A website that teenagers use to post pictures of themselves doing stupid things not meant for the internet that COLLEGE WORKERS LOOK AT and then DENY YOU OF ADMISSION because of.

So basically a website originaly meant for helping college kids is helping people get denied from college. Ironyyyyy
Lopez: "I just got into Harvard! Now I'll make a facebook so I can freind-request all my classmates!"
Steve: "Dude, some college looked at my facebook and rejected me 'cause of all my pictures of me drinkin' booze!"
by Jaded Jam Sirens October 26, 2009
a cure for insomnia
dude 1: i cant sleep...the doc told me i suffer from insomnia and gave me meds but they dont work!

dude 2: try facebook, that'll fix ya right up!

by jash nasti February 04, 2008
verb: The act of looking at one's facebook profile to find out more information about them.
ex. 1)
Sally: That guy is so hot!
Maggie: I wonder if he's single...
Sally: I don't know, let's facebook him!

ex. 2)
Kaily: I heard Shannon and Jeff broke up last night!
Jessie: Really?! Where did you hear that?!
Kaily: well, I was facebooking him last night and I saw it on his mini-feed.
by kkeellsseeyy April 17, 2007
"A stalker's dream come true" and a misanthrope's worst fears confirmed a thousandfold. Thankfully there is one redeeming quality: more porn is plaguing the site than ever. Because the cynics responsible for the rules are beginning to realize signing a terms of service without reading it is not going to affect anyone's inclination to watch or upload fucking twerk videos.
If you scoured the entire timeline of every user to ever exist on Facebook, you could fit the posts that contain any intellectual merit on a single flash drive, and most of them would be mine.
by TheManThatYouFear April 01, 2014
To spread one's asscheeks and close them on someone's nose while they are sleeping.
My boy Tre facebooked my roomate Adrian while he sleeping.
by Lordter June 26, 2012
A social network used for poking and friending and on. To friend to play games, (deal or no deal, great game). A way to stalk and get creeped out by people and look at peoples belated profiles, awkward! Never friend someone you don't or it will get weird!!!
"Hey John, I can't wait to facebook you the answer to the Science Test." "
by MariahCarey'sfriendnamedBob February 16, 2012
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