1.Thing to be blame why you fail your exams
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
1.OMG! I forgot to review my notes I get exams @ the morning all becos I was uploading some bunch of party photos! Damn?

2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
#facebook #fazebook #dairy #fail exams #life store
by akrasy June 18, 2012
a social networking site for people(usually highschool). there are different groups on facebook; the sluts, tryhards, popular, quiet, fake, and the orignal cool people. the sluts add people they dont even know and generally have 700-3000 friends. they post inappropriate pictures of themselves with caked on make-up. the annoying ones are fat and try to make themselves look skinny. the tryhard always compliment other people and like their statuses/pictures in hopes of people liking theirs back. the popular people generaly get over 20 likes for their statuses/pics. they always post pics of themselves and say, i look ugly... :L god dammit, shut the fck up, the quiet ones dont make statuses or anything, they just stay quiet.. the fake ones(usually asians) always have makeup on and wear contact lenses and their hair are always dyed. the original cool people post statuses that are funny and smart. thats why theyre cool.
so techniclly, facebook is for fake people that only have lives on the internetand when they face the real world(out of highschool) theyre fcked.
p1:dude what were you doing last night?
P2:i was on facebook
P1:you mean fakebook?
#fake #tryhards #fb #social #popular people #original
by $#$%$%^trolling February 16, 2012
A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday
Facebook chat with your "Friend"

You: Hey!
"Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.
#bullies #twitter #cyberbully #face book #life
by Kkit'sallgood January 19, 2012
A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.
"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."
#facebook #social sites #personal #life #friends
by Sk8rchick94 January 09, 2012

A site that makes you feel like shit about being single
::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"

40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
#suicide #single #boyfriend #girlfriend #facebook
by iyiljilk December 27, 2011
Website made to distract students from studying, homework, and school projects.
Student 1: Dude!!! I forgot to study last night because I was on facebook!!!

Student 2: Haha, sucks for you! My parents won't let me make a facebook!
#facebook #internet #website #social networking #myspace
by booty-raider December 21, 2011
An internet site that swallows up your time. It's highly addictive and a haven for stalkers. Everyone has a 'profile'.
Person 1: I added her on facebook that night!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a stalker
#stalker #mark zuckerberg #addictive #profile #internet
by wa1kingdicti0nary December 19, 2011
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