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A place to openly complain about stuff no one actually cares about except for the person posting it.
Girl: "im so done with all this."

Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("

Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.
by e188 February 10, 2011
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Facebook
Latin name (caetus confectorarius) meaning Social Butcher/Slaughter.

A human antisocial virus created to control the masses disguised as a form of social activity, using modern internet media to "connect" people.

There are two symptom groups for this virus.

The first is an overwhelming need to be connected to "Facebook" as often as possible, which then separates that person from interaction with people face to face due to the constant need to stay "connected".
Once a person shows this symptom it quickly spreads to all around, due to a lack of communication in person others feel the need to stay "connected" also.

The second group show symptoms like a wide range of idiotic public displays or thoughtless arguments, they then feed off Group 1 by using their need to be "connected".
Group 2 update their "status" informing Group 1 of their acts to spread the idiocracy symptom of Group 2 further by "sharing" or "debate".

Therefore Facebook is a highly efficient man made virus which creates a symbiotic food chain within its symptoms, creating the fuel it needs to control its victims and spread itself further.
You have the Facebook virus !
by Citizen Nezitic June 04, 2015
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Where people waste their time and get in each others business, going to bankrupt the country because it's creating douchebags or just giving them a club. A stupid way to get in touch with people when you're most likely trashing people who are not on Facebook or creating a social clique of your worst nightmare, see where this will lead us down the century when a lot of cyberstalkers and bullies begin to dominate society.
Facebook is grabbing a substantial amount of followers but also a lot of haters
by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 March 13, 2012
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A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.
Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
by The_Shagster June 24, 2011
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by Jj299 December 21, 2011
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a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...
dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.
by anki24 January 29, 2012
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facebook is a resource for child molesters to meet the children that they will molest
molestations
sadness
facebook
by mrjayc February 11, 2012
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