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197.
1. An excuse to stalk people

2. A public diary where people feel the need to post everything going on in their lives

3. Popularity contest for teens and even some adults

4. Virtual wonderland for pediphiles (regardless of them having creepy pictures, and no information available, are still finna get added)
Billy: Hey, wanna go and do something productive?

Dirk: Nahh. I'm finna post a status on Facebook about how I just finished tying my shoes, and wait to see how many people liked it.
by racecar34567896 October 28, 2011
 
198.
The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.
As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.
by kyw3directconn October 21, 2011
 
199.
an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 14, 2011
 
200.
Where all the internet tough guys go to pick fights over nothing with people they don't even know on pages they really don't like in real life.
I love reading fights on Facebook
by CeeJayy1021 September 02, 2011
 
201.
A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.
someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat
by casemay14 June 18, 2011
 
202.
A - The new myspace for all you who are still on it.
B - A place of poking people, writing on walls, settling and starting drama/ fights and occasionaly liking random stuff.
C - The easiest way to spell addiction.
A - Welcome to Facebook!
B - I was on facbook last night with nothing better to do and put up a white flag of retreat in my poke war with nancy.
C - Speaker: Spell addiction

Normal teenager: F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K

Speaker: That is.... correct?
by smileychick June 12, 2011
 
203.
Crack
It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.
by Mark876 June 06, 2011