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A online website that used to be a better alternative to myspace, but now has become just as bad with the recent addition of junior college kids & high schoolers.

its the perfect place to stalk anyone you have seen around campus now that there is a constantly updated "status" where one can post what they are doing that EXACT moment ie. showering, studying, eating or whatever....
now one can also tell everyone how they met each and everyone of their friends.. making it possible to pretend like you know someone you have never met in your life.

all of the above has just become a complete joke and people enter fake "status" entries and make up random inside jokes for how they met their friends like, "we hooked up in 1955 and it was GREAT!"

everyone girl it seems on facebook is married or a lesbian...

people try to make themselves look cool by belonging to random inside joke groups proclaiming how they hate greek, or hate goths..

'the wall' is the same thing as myspace comments... and thats the only useful part of faceboook. its a way to keep track of things you drunkenly did in college. you remember friday night only through the posts your friends made on your wall.

people encorporate facebook into everyday conversations.
when a person says something particularly witty or funny.. it will soon become a facebook quote.
"facebook quote of the year"

"thats totally gonna be my new facebook album default pic"

"facebook group war"
by SBKAT July 31, 2006
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Facebook is a social utility that fails to connect people due to the lack of actual time spent Facebooking. Chat is a feature that is used to talk in real time, the fun part being waiting to find out if your message will send or not. The best feature of this social networking site is the commodity of alerts that you receive when you click things, telling you "Oops! Something went wrong, we're working on getting it fixed as soon as possible!" When really, the incredible developers are probably working on something like adding more useless emoticons.
When trying to log in to check your mass notification from people commenting 40 times on a status you liked: "Facebook cannot connect to the server."

When talking to that insanely hot girl that you like so much:

Girl: Hey!
You: Hey!
But the awesome thing is, your "Hey!" never sent, you get to sit and watch the "Sending message... Sending message... Sending message..." For the next half hour why the hot girl thinks you're ignoring her.
by karob93 November 23, 2009
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1. a hard drug.

2. what i'm addicted to.
3. stalking heaven.
4. social life for the antisocial.
B: can you ask janet what the hw was?
A: no! i don't talk to janet, i read her profile and stalk her pics.
B: that's creepy...
A: no it's just facebook stalking.
by facebook addict in rehab March 05, 2011
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The reason why the percentage of sexual predators went up.
Person 1: Wow, hey look at this, it says in the newspaper that the sexual predators percentage went up by fifty percent.

Person 2: Oh, that doesn't surprise me at all. It's that high because of facebook.
by Borgie Baby October 24, 2011
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1) noun; An online network for college students and faculty at certain universities. A student can create his/her own profile which may include a picture, highschool background, interests, and classes. A facebook member can create a friend network of other members on facebook, as well as join or make any facebook groups he/she desires.

2) verb; It can be used in any tense, referring to the action one does when one uses the facebook.
1) Dude, that chick's on the facebook!
2) Mm-mm, girlfriend. I ain't meetin' nobody I don't know off that facebook.
3) Aaah! I need to facebook!
4) Becky, have you facebooked lately?
5) Hey, sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called - I was facebooking.
by rocksteadygpc November 07, 2004
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(v.) to mess with (or alter) something that was adequately functional before, thereby making it less so, and for no good reason.
"Man, I really facebooked that repair job!
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#1...Think Crack, ice, p, meth...."it's just a quick fix bro", you see the problem with a quick fix is that you always need a higher dose at a much higher frequency.... yes please I do do want to accept your electronic friendship...and yes i would love some poker chips.... I just want to see what whatshis face is up to?

#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop

#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.

#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm
#1, lindsay lohan is such a facebook
#2, she was caught solicieting to feed her facebook habit.
by kiwi Az February 05, 2010
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