A playpen for the retarded.
Person 1: All those worthless posts people put up on facebook... it's just woeful

Person 2: Yeah they're a bunch of smack talkers
by LexieMorison March 28, 2013
A place that used to be for only people in college, and then only college and high school, and now its lame and equally as creepy as myspace because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the "news feed" where you learn about dumb shit that no one really cares about. (Basically an easy way to stalk people.)
Facebooker 1: Hey I was on facebook today and after I read the news feed I learned that megan's relationship is now complicated and jen just wrote on cindys wall!

Facebooker 2: wow. I really didn't need to know all that.

by Gaby Gutierrez October 13, 2006
A free public database for FBI and CIA...
This hacker got caught after being IP tracked from his facebook page
by JockerMann November 10, 2009
A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends.

It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends

Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
by Julian isgay September 15, 2008
A perpetual, modern day, high school reunion from Hell.
Let's Facebook insert person's name to see how they're doing right now.
by tricegrace March 19, 2010
A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard.
Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.
by j-rocka1337 July 10, 2010
A social networking website that you can learn your girlfriend broke up with you, became bisexual and looking for whatever they can get.
X and Y ended their relationship.
Y is now single.
X is an idiot and he's still in a relationship.
Y is now interested in "Women" and "Men"
Y is I facebooked your mom X.
Y is now in a Open Relationship with X's mom.
by nerval November 18, 2007
1) (The Facebook) An online networking site limited to college students at certain 4-year universities. Members establish profiles, upload a picture, list interests, list classes, and add friends. Started by several Harvard students and made public in February 2004.

2) An elite version of Friendster, a less teeny-bopper and cleaner version of Myspace

3) An actual book of students' pictures and contact information at many colleges. May or may not be limited to the incoming freshman class, depending on the college. Often found at top tier universities.
I checked out her Facebook profile and she's single, you should introduce yourself.
by supaflyyoc October 31, 2004

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