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the place to show your friends how much better your life is than theirs
*my public facebook wall post* how amaaaazing was last night!!

*another's public facebook wall post* I know right haha xxxx
by thesmileyboy October 01, 2009
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used to be a place for friends to chat online, but now it is a website where all you do is take quizzes and "become a fan" of things
On facebook I keep getting notifications to take quizzes. What has facebook become?
by fandango2girl July 02, 2009
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What sadly counts as "socializing" now-a-days.
Alex- "I'm gonna spend 6 hours straight on Facebook!!"

Tom- "Why don't you go outside and interact with people face to face instead?"
Alex-"That's soooo going on Facebook! Seriously, Facebook quote of the year! That's boss!!"
Tom-"I was serious..."
Alex- "What are you, antisocial? Everybody does Facebook now! Having "friends" on the internet who I never see in my everyday life and sitting infront of a humming computer is interacting with people! I love Facebook!!!"
by BigLebowski'sRug October 26, 2009
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WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.
Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.
by Kissabledimplz December 02, 2005
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A once cool website, but now it seems a bit wierd. Virtually every "friend" I have is someone from my school who hates me, but tries to make me feel speical. They have a shit load of friends, and post photos of themselves plastered in makeup/drinking alcohol.

Also a very bad place to bitch about people. I was flicking through people's profiles (I was bored) and I caught sight of people bitching about me, as per fucking usual.
example 1
Me:*checks Facebook*
Some bitch:Hey babes. How you doing bitch. Miss you ;)

Example 2
Me:*checks a person proile*
Person 1: OMG have you read *insert my surname here* blog!! It's great!! ;)
Person 2: Haha, what a retard

Enough said
by hdioyhrefugsafueagfujs April 12, 2009
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A social networking website that you can learn your girlfriend broke up with you, became bisexual and looking for whatever they can get.
X and Y ended their relationship.
Y is now single.
X is an idiot and he's still in a relationship.
Y is now interested in "Women" and "Men"
X is Y YOU'RE A SLUT!
Y is I facebooked your mom X.
Y is now in a Open Relationship with X's mom.
by nerval November 18, 2007
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The ultimate symbol of America's out of control narcissism. Quite possibly the largest waste of time in existence.
Courtney's Facebook status indicates that she is waiting for work to be over.

You mean like 250 million other Americans? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.


by Patrick McClatchey February 15, 2009
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