Top Definition
A person who has a facebook account, but never uses it.
"Hey Jim, is Fred on vacation or something? I haven't seen him on facebook for weeks."

"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."
by sirgibsalot July 25, 2009
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