a unknown character that into all the groups, fan clubs you are into on facebook.
John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!
Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook
. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...
I think Hillary is turning into a facebook stalker, she replies to all of my status updates...
a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook
looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.
"you are such a facebook stalker!"
"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."
"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."
"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"
An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.
"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!
You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you
a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.
b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"
Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"
Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."
Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker
, I just wanted to come see some furries
Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking
Whether you admit it or not, you are a facebook stalker. Stop denying it...you meet a cute girl/guy and keep checkin on their statuses...you stalker you.
(Bo) "Hey, so how's it going with that girl you met the other day?"
(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"
(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."
When someone likes a person and they go to their Facebook profile to look at pictures of them and read about them they become a Facebook Stalker
-hey man, why are you always hanging on that girls' facebook profile?
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!