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a face book squirrel is someone who posts annoying or lame comments on all your posts. At your bird feeder, you only want the pretty color full birds to come, like on face book you only want the funny and clever.
I had to delete that post because it got ruined by a bunch of facebook squirrels
by hawksly May 01, 2010
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