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2. facebook phobia
When someone on facebook has a fear of commenting, "liking" things, or posting pictures.
Person 1: Why didn't you respond to my post?
Person 2: Sorry, I've got facebook phobia.
1. facebook phobia
Refusal to join facebook due to the completely rational fear of old girlfriends/boyfriends who may still have a hate-on for you after a disastrous break-up years ago.
Girl 1: Hey Carol, how come I couldn't find you on facebook?

Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}

Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
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