Lame-statusism is defined as a disease. As a disease, lame-statusism has a clear beginning, middle, end, and prognosis. It can also be cured under proper treatment. If you or someone you know suffers from Lame Statusism, don't despair. Treatment and help is available.
There is a huge list of common symptoms associated with lame statuses. Even if you don't Facebook, chances are that you have heard some of them. Listed below are some of the important symptoms of lame-statusism. The important signs of lame-statusism are: Facebooking alone, making or finding excuses to update your status, daily or frequent Facebooking needed to function, inability to reduce or stop updating your status, violent episodes associated with Facebooking, Facebooking secretly, becoming angry when confronted about your lame status updates, poor eating habits or lack of appetite, failure to care for physical appearance, trembling in the morning or body tremors, high levels of physical anxiety, vomiting, headaches, concentration difficulties, memory problems, and sleeping for long periods of time.
It was clear he had a bad case of Lame-Statusism when he made the update: "My Back Itches"
Short term physical effects of lame status updates are common to most people, even if you do not Facebook. Lame-statusolics deal with these physical symptoms with each bout of Facebooking. These symptoms are lowered inhibitions, poor coordination, blackouts and loss of memory, nausea sickness, hangovers and headaches, stupor, and coma.
Facebooking also has long term bodily effects as well including damage to the liver, heart, brain and other vital organs. Effects of lame statuses can be so pronounced on the brain that they can induce dementia or psychosis. For these reasons alone it is important to Facebook in moderation.
If you or someone you know if suffering with lame-statusism, please seek treatment. Facebook has never and will never make any problems you are facing better or miraculously go away. Please seek treatment for the sake of your sanity, body, spirit and loved ones.
Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.
Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?
Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.
Guy 1:Cruel man
|3.||Birth Control Tag|
On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – tag their acquaintances in pictures that render the victim completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Often such images involve the use or overuse of controlled substances, or behaving in such a manner that puts their sexuality into question. Posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Tag (BCT) is one of the most effective methods to damage one's online reputation.
My friend Rob tagged Jason posturing himself in a suggestive manner against a statue of George Washington with his pants down. That's a BCT if I've ever heard of one.
Did you see that Birth Control Tag of Elena? Man, I've never seen someone so fall down drunk with food all over her clothes.
Did you see that picture of those two frat brothers kissing during pledge week? Dude, no chick is going to go out with them once they get Birth Control Tagged on facebook.
The result of using facebook for 24 hours or more.
"I've missed work and I've been on this all last night. I found all the people I went to preschool with."
"Oh hey, you're really into some serious facebutt."
The best laughter for online conversations (Facebook chat, aim, msn, etc.) Sure beats lol or haha. Can be used like BAHAHAHAHA! or Baha, or BWHAHAHA!, or bahahaha!, But if you over use it, people will think you are on drugs or somthing.
Tommy: Have you seen The Demented Cartoon Movie on Albinoblacksheep.com?
Betty: BAHAHAHA!!! yes! It is pretty much my life
Tommy: Oh, pathedic
Betty: BAHAHAHAHA! yesh
Tommy; Oh, uh g2g
Betty: BAHAHAHA OKAY! BYE! BAHAHA!
Used when someone constantly checks their account on a social networking website, in hopes of receiving comments or messages from friends.
Eric: Hey, hand me my iPhone.
Harry: Who are you going to call?
Eric: Oh, nobody. Just checking my Myspace and Facebook to see if Tyler replied to my message.
Harry: Can't you just wait until we get back? You MyRape all the time.
|7.||power of account|
A legal instrument authorizing one to act as another's Facebook agent in times of intense overuse of the site as a procrastination tool. Handing over power of account would involve giving someone trustworthy your password, and allowing them to change it so that you won't be able to lurk the site instead of getting work done.
Dude, I'm trusting you with power of account - I've gotta get my history paper done.