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a facebook fucking is when a person on facebook stares at your "profile picture" 24 hours a day while french kissing their monitor. If the monitor reciprcates It will even lead sex with the computer monitor. FB snuggler: I had some facebook fucking last night with Michael Chang.
FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him. FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too. FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on? FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally. FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado |
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| 1. | Facebook fucking | ||
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To have Facebook chat sex. Madeline was up all night Facebook fucking Austin.
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| 2. | Facebook Fucking | ||
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The act of placing many comments of a flirtatious and/or desperate nature on someone's Facebook wall in hopes of eventually becoming the person's significant other in the near future.
Also used to describe back and forth mutual wall-flirting often engaged by very shy, self-conscious individuals who feel that they look better in their Facebook profile picture. Karl: "Dude, I left Lizette at least 4 comments letting her know that I thought she smelled really nice at the basketball game."
Cris: "Honestly, I don't give a fuck. Stop the Facebook Fucking and man up." |
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| 3. | Facebook Fucking | ||
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Excessive wall-to-wall conversations with your boyfriend/girlfriend or excessively posting statuses that are about them. Dude, John and Raina are so annoying they fill my newsfeed with all their facebook fucking
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A smothering of fb posts showing the entire digitial community you would like to screw someone without actually have contact with them in the physical world. -he posted on my wall 7 times in 2 days!
-yeah he's facebook fucking you. |
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| 5. | Facebook fucking | ||
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v. The act of sexting or phone sex over Facebook chat 1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan? 1: omg! Yeah! 2: oh boo, you whore. |
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