| 1. | Facebook Fake-Out | ||
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When an individual appears to be very attractive in his/her Facebook pictures, but in real life his/her attractiveness is a fraction of what it appeared to be on Facebook. Similar to forty yard fake out Guy 1: Wow... that first meet-up did not go well.
Guy 2: What happened? Guy 1: Well, she seemed way more attractive on her Facebook profile than she did in real life. Guy 2: You my friend are victim of a Facebook Fake-Out. |
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| 2. | Facebook Fake-out | ||
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The act of when an ugly but yet photogenic person posts multiple deceiving photos of themselves to fake-out the viewer. (Kyle) OMG! Did you see that girl Jordan on Facebook!? She is SMOKIN'!!!!
(Tanner) Have you ever seen her in person? She is a fat cunt and a total Facebook fake-out. |
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| 3. | Facebook Fake-Out | ||
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When a person uses camera angles, lighting, black&white, photoshop, professional photoshop (oops, I meant senior pictures), and more face paint than an Apache Indian to appear attractive over the interwebs. That girl's profile pic was sexy, but, when I met at that party last night, she was hella' hit. She's a total Facebook Fake-Out.
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| 4. | face-out | ||
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Face-out is a combination of Facebook and fake-out. It is used to describe someone who likes a person's Facebook status, waits for acknowledgement for liking it or long enough for the person to get a notification for it, and then purposely unlikes it. Usually, public shame and ridicule towards the recipient follows. Sarah (posts Facebook status): I just left my house and I already miss my lil kitty. I luv you Otis!
John likes her status. Sarah (commenting on her own status): Hey John! haha isnt he just like the cutest? John immediately unlikes her status. John (responding to her comment on status): Face-out! Seriously, nobody cares. Other common forms: faced-out as in, "you jus got faced-out!" |
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| 5. | facebook fake | ||
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people with a facebook who are better out without one.they are usually little kids who are not even in their teens that have a facebook but all they ever do is take quizzes and manage their "restaurant". they have all these friends that they don't even know and they fake their age to get a facebook. they put their relationship status as "in a relationship" when they sure as hell have never actually dated a real person before. they sometimes photoshop their photos into something unrecognizable. they don't even have a picture of themselves and use manga photos. they cuss on the internet and everything but in real life, they can't say the words for shit. they comment and like everything on facebook but in real life you don't even notice they are alive. they also make multiple accounts for no freaken apparent reason. this girl is a complete facebook fake. "in a relationship"? she's only ten. she sure as hell is lying for attention.
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| 6. | Fake Nerd | ||
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A Fake-Ass person who has seen shows like "Big Bang Theory" (or to a lesser extent "Twilight") and have mixed in the Modern Hipster culture and styles of wearing Fake "Ray-Bans" and 80's style clothes. They have played some kind of Popular video game such as "Call of Duty, Madden/Fifa or a singing/music game" and think that they are also "Gamers" They claim they are nerdy because they they do these things or Hang out with similarly minded individuals. They are completly fake because they have no real sense of what a nerd is. They are also the same people who make fun of people for playing Xbox or PS3 too much, or play World Of Warcraft in their spare time. Real Nerds are disgusted by the way posers, pretend to be like them. (Via Facebook) Fake Nerd 1: Round the Boyfriends playing CoD, then we are gonna watch star wars.
Fake Nerd 2: Nice, i played my brothers earlier, What sad no-life N00bs they were |
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| 7. | Facebook female ho | ||
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Signs of a facebook female ho: -Adds a bunch of unknown guys to profile. -Only puts sexual, attention wanting pictures up. -Talks to every unknown guy! -Thinks she is the shit because a bunch of horny boys that don't know her want her. -She perceives herself, completely different on facebook, than how she is and looks in real life. -She only wants GUYS attention on her facebook. -Deletes any post from girls off her facebook. -Deletes any comment from anyone that points out she does too much on fb for attention. IS NOTHING LIKE THE REAL HER ON FACEBOOK! #thristy Likes a TBH status from a girl.. girl post it.. she deletes it right after because she is a facebook female ho..
If fat she hides her stomach because she wants to be a facebook female ho! If skinny she tries to make her boobs as big as possible and takes pictures intentionally to show off her ass so it is easier to be a facebook female ho. Deletes any type of comment or post that tries to call her out. |
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