| 1. | Faced-book | ||
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When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends. friend: So what did you do last night?
you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote..... |
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Website designed with the sole intention of letting college kids continue to stalk their friends which they "collect", and have a nice network of organizing "parties" which are basicaly a bunch of people who congregate to listen to loud crap ass music with little to do except get shit faced and contract STDs. Oh, and going to such events lets you brag to everyone the next day. Face it, they dont think you are cool. They just laugh and say "yeah I heard that shit was off the hook", and then lose that much more respect for you as a person and trash you behind your back. Facebook is often seen as the "classy" version of myspace. Many think they fact that you are in college automaticaly makes you mature, even though these same people dont realize that facebook is just a prettier spin on the same wierd ass way to waste time known as myspace. People who have facebook acounts generaly think that myspace is "gay" and "sloppy" and they dont use it since it is for "losers who go to highschool." In reality, facebook is the same as myspace, only the freaks who continue to have no lives after highschool dont want to admit that they still spend their time the same way they did when they were kids(collecting friends, leaving comments, "pimping" their profile, and checking up on their EXs, which is stalking in my book) hence the "classy" image and fancier name. Those with facebook accounts ought to be honest with themselves, and realize that facebook is just like myspace, your not cool be... more...
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| 3. | Faced-Out | ||
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When a person has spent so long on facebook they can't take it anymore. "Dude how long have you been on facebook?"
"I dunno but I am faced-out" |
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| 4. | Schmidt-faced | ||
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Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself. -Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!
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| 5. | The Illusion of Facebook | ||
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The theory that Facebook is just like heroin. Heroin is highly addictive gives you the impression that you can do anything and be super-productive, when in fact you're doing the exact opposite. Similarly, Facebook is just as addictive and gives you the impression that you're socializing and making new friends when in fact you're doing the exact opposite. Guy #1: Bro theres a huge four kegger out at the lake tonight! Let's pick up some bitches and get shit faced!
Guy #2: Naw man I'm gonna stay in tonight and go on Facebook.. theres this girl thats going to be in my class at AU next year, I'm gonna rail her! Guy #1: No, you're not. You're being deceived by the Illusion of Facebook. |
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| 6. | shit-facebook-drunk | ||
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getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see. I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.
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| 7. | faced | ||
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When a web site becomes virtually unreachable because too many people are trying to access it after the site has been made part of a viral Facebook status update. urbandictionary.com sure is slow now. I think it's been faced.
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